Manti Te’o Story Helpfully Explained in Taiwanese Animation

If the whole Manti Te'o debacle has got you scratching your head because you don't have time to read large, uninterrupted blocks of text ... here's a cartoon!

Made by the strange folks at NMA TV, it breaks down the complicated story into simple words we can understand. We ain't a dictionary, come on now. Plus, since these are the same folks who made that glorious cartoon of Justin Bieber vomiting a sparkly rainbow, there are beer-chugging leprechauns ... like, a lot of them. We hope this clears things up for you, and you can use the time you save by not reading to watch a video of a dog riding a motorcycle.