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14 Awesomely Bad Horror Movies Available on Netflix Instant
Basically once Labor Day has passed, we spend our time gearing up for Halloween, which means apple cider, carving pumpkins, and loads and loads of terrible scary movies. The only problem is that there are bad scary movies and then there are *bad* scary movies, and the only way to tell the difference between the two usually involves sacrificing 40 minutes or so of your life.
Hilarious Faces People Make In Haunted Houses
Halloween is coming, and we thought we'd get into the spirit of things by revisiting one of our favorite sets of spooky photos ever. These candid pics were taken of people passing through the Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls and they show the funny/scared/shocked faces we all really make when in a haunted house. Unlike the haunted houses we've been to, this one must actually be scary -- fa
The Internet Reacts to the Government Shutdown
Congress couldn't get it together enough to agree on something, and now foreign tourists are going to miss their one chance to see the Statue of Liberty. The government has shut down (mostly)!
11 Cringe-Inducing Halloween Costume Fails
If your Halloween costume isn't coming along exactly the way you planned, don't feel bad -- at least you aren't any of these horrible Halloween fails.
GoPro Video of Fireman Rescuing Kitten WILL Make You Cry
If you're looking for a catalyst to provide you with a nice, end-of-workweek tear-fest, look no further than this video of a fireman rescuing a kitten. Seriously. You will cry. If you don't cry, please share your stony ways with us, because we embarrassed ourselves in the office watching this video...
BatDad Vines Are the Vines Gotham Needs
When BatDad's not fighting crime, he drives a Honda Odyssey. And yells at his kids for hiding under rugs...and tells his wife to wash his pajamas...and is genuinely hilarious.
Cowboy Grandpa Empties Pool With Box Cutter, Pandemonium Ensues
Well, slashing the thing open with a knife certainly tops pushing down on one side and watching the water slowly pour out in the fun category, as far as ways to empty your above-ground pool go.
What That Amazing Chipotle ‘Scarecrow’ Ad Was Really Saying
Hey guys, just a friendly reminder that that gorgeously animated ad from Chipotle was still an ad, courtesy of this send-up from Funny or Die. Once you get past the whole "person trying to sing like Fiona Apple" thing (It's not happening...
Replace Darth Vader’s Voice With Young Anakin’s And You Get Comedy Gold
Imagine a galaxy far, far away, where Darth Vader's voice modulator malfunctions, and he's left with the voice of his pre-pubescent self as played by "world's greatest kid actor" Jake Lloyd.
Student Tricks Class Into Thinking He’s the Professor, Crushes Their Dreams
Let this classroom prank be a lesson to all professors about the merits of punctuality.
10 Sad ‘Futurama’ GIFs in Honor of the Series Finale
Well, 'Futurama' is over. The final episode aired last night. We...don't feel great about it. But why use words to describe our feelings, when we could use moving pictures. No, not videos -- GIFs! These sad GIFs from 'Futurama' sum up our feelings on the end of the beloved animated series best.
Alyssa Milano’s ‘Sex Tape’ Isn’t Quite What You Expect
Never thought we'd say this, but you should really watch the Alyssa Milano sex tape that leaked recently.