Bozeman has always been a haven for ski bums, outdoors enthusiasts, and quite a few people that live the so-called hippie lifestyle.

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One person is concerned about the population of hippies in Bozeman. A few days ago on the Bozeman Reddit page, u/Kenstaa had a few questions about the number of hippies that live in Bozeman.

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His rant began saying;

Too many hippies

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After the opening line, the Reddit user explained his reasoning behind the question.

Why does everyone wear the same overpriced outdoor gear and only sit inside and smell like a hippie?

Honestly, he has an excellent point. There are a lot of people that wear overpriced outdoor gear. The smell of patchouli is also a common scent that can be found throughout Bozeman.

Where the darn did all these hippies come from that are more stupid than a box of rocks?

Despite sightings of people wearing Birkenstocks with socks (which isn't a good look, BTW), and the smell of marijuana drifting through the air, I haven't noticed a ton of hippies personally.

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The next question that was asked was the best of all.

Why do you guys wait in the 30-minute Starbucks line?

This one is truly mindboggling. Literally, every time I drive by Starbucks on Main St. there is a ridiculously long line. I've often asked myself the same question. Honestly, what is so special about Starbucks?

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The man also wanted to know why hippies don't hunt. It's most likely because their diet consists of granola and organic vegetables. If this guy is trying to pick a fight with the local hippies in Bozeman, he's going to have a hard time. Hippies don't like to fight and are generally happy people. Maybe he could learn a thing or two from them.

To read the Reddit post and comments, click here.

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