Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

5 Celebrities Who Almost Look Better As Zombies

On AMC's 'The Walking Dead,' our planet is overrun with flesh-eating zombies. And while Snooki, Donald Trump, John Mayer, Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan aren't quite pretty enough to play the undead, we have the fix for that. We've zombie-fied those annoying individuals to make them picture-perfect, and even given them appropriate new names -- just in time for Halloween.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This singer is currently healing a broken heart with the purchase of this $6 million home in Los Angeles. We'd call it a bachelor pad, but it's big enough for the entire cast of 'The Bachelor' -- and its requisite rose garden.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This fixer-upper in Los Angeles is owned by a jack-of-all-trades who's more self-important than the majority of celebrities (quite a feat, that). In addition to being an actor, this homeowner blogs, teaches and holds God knows how many degrees by now.

Celebrity Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Prom season is almost upon us. Which means boys are renting tuxes and limos, girls are trying on frothy dresses, and everyone is prepping for an after-party filled with alcohol and lost virginities. We kid. (Sort of.)

Jimmy Kimmel Recreated Kanye West’s BBC Interview With a Kid + Now They’re in a Rap Feud [VIDEO]

In a rap battle that is sure to be told throughout the ages, late night host and comedian Jimmy Kimmel had a sketch on his show that featured a child re-creating Kanye West's recent interview with BBC Radio -- and then all hell broke loose. Instead of not getting offended by a child repeating everything West said in the interview verbatim, Yeezus went on an all caps lock Twitter rant last night (S

Kaley Cuoco + Ryan Sweeting Engaged After a Three-Month Romance

'Big Bang Theory' actress Kaley Cuoco has found her knight in shining armor in tennis player Ryan Sweeting after only three-months of dating (following a possible PR romance with Henry Cavill). The duo are engaged to be married.

M.I.A. Refuses to Pay Fine For Flipping the Bird During Her Super Bowl Performance [VIDEO]

Rapper M.I.A. is refusing to pay any money to the NFL for showing off her middle-finger during her Super Bowl performance alongside Madonna last year because according to her, scantily clad faux-cheerleaders showing off their undergarments is much more offensive than what she did.

James Franco + Child Star Joey King Twerk Together [VIDEO]

'Oz the Great and Powerful' brought together two souls, actor/student/professor/singer/artist/cross-dresser/critic/playwright James Franco and child actress Joey King who decided to use the happenstance of their paths crossing to twerk together.

Miley Cyrus Wore Pasties + Hung Out With the Kardashians Over the Weekend [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Recently single lady Miley Cyrus had quite the weekend, performing and crying during her first-post Liam performance at the iHeartRadio Festival in a mesh dress and pasties -- and making buddies with the Kardashians. Well, minus Kim Kardashian and her blonde hair, both of whom have yet to make a public appearance since the birth of North West.

Justin Timberlake Sits Through the Weirdest Interview of His Life [VIDEO]

Justin Timberlake recently sat through a super awkward interview with a Brazilian comedian named Sabrina Sato and something tells us he wasn't in on the joke.

Miley Cyrus’ MTV Documentary ‘The Movement’ Gets a Trailer [VIDEO]

Miley Cyrus has amassed an army of followers, at least if the trailer for her upcoming documentary for and by MTV is to be believed, in which she talks about her new look, her new sound and her much blabbed about VMA's performance which conveniently aired on MTV. You'd think they were psychic or something.

Christina Aguilera Shows Off Slimmed Down Look on ‘Leno’ [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

We don't think we can say enough that Christina Aguilera has come a long way in gaining her svelte frame back, so here it is again: Christina Aguilera looks amazing. Last night (Sept. 18) she showed off her toned and trim body on 'The Tonight Show With Jay Leno' in a little black dress, and boy was it black and little.