Although I like to think I know a thing or two about boozing, it's obvious by my lack of understanding how this table works, and my lack of experience with most of these drinks, I am really not all that experienced. Or maybe I just haven't expanded my horizons that much. This being a college town, I thought you might find this Student's Guide to Boozing helpful.

The drink I'm most looking forward to trying (now that I'm a scientist of drinking) is Root Beer in my beer (how could I not have thought of this?), the "Diablo" (because the name is awesome) and the "Laughing Buddha" (who doesn't like a laughing buddha?). How about you?