I saw you. And you saw me. Don't worry ... I don't know who you are so I can't blow your cover. Except here. Hopefully you'll see this and know how foolish and lazy you looked.

Are you honestly not capable of taking that old car battery into a proper vendor? Like, the O'Reillys who's building you dumped it behind? Those guys deal with car parts. Like ... batteries.

I just want you to know that your stunt this morning was the epitome of laziness. Bozeman is a special place with special requirements.

One requirement is that we TAKE CARE OF THE JOINT.

Your nice truck, your nice dog and your nice dude-man-bro jacket suggest you could probably afford a recycling fee. But, you simply chose to dump your old crap ON THE GROUND in a back alley.

This is the end of my rant. I'm not coming after you. I'm not going to run your plates.

Just don't do that kind of thing again. Bozeman deserves better than that.

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