If you think girls these days just grow up too darned fast, you’ll like this.
Shelley College, a secondary school in Britain, thought its female students were painting themselves a little too heavily and spending too much time primping in the bathrooms, so officials banned anyone 16 and younger from wearing cosmetics.
Some sort of mysterious flying thing was spotted zipping across the background of an interview with Parliament member Tom Watson on England’s Channel Four News yesterday.
A British tourism campaign called ‘VisitBritain,’ in which English celebrities “invite” tourists to vacation in Great Britain, has been pulled from all overseas markets due to the rather uninviting rioting currently plaguing our cross-Atlantic cousins.