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Seth MacFarlane Won’t Be Returning to Sing Songs About Boobs at the Oscars
'Family Guy' fans have nothing to go all giggety about today, as Seth Macfarlane announced on Twitter that he wouldn't be returning to host the 2014 Oscars.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Kanye West Celebrates New Album ‘Yeezus’ by Broadcasting NSFW Video onto Public Buildings
To debut his track 'New Slaves,' Kanye West projected his large, disembodied head onto the side of 66 buildings around the world on Friday, May 17, like a ginormous Wizard of Oz who uses the "n" word a lot.
Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
Kristen Bell, Elizabeth Banks + More Commend Angelina Jolie for Mastectomy Announcement
After Angelina Jolie wrote a beautifully-penned op-ed piece in the New York Times to announce she'd undergone a secret double-mastectomy, fellow celebrities heralded her courage and activism on Twitter.
Gwyneth Paltrow Gave a Drunk Interview in Which She Toasted Hairless Ladybits
Gwyneth Paltrow, hot off her 'Iron Man 3' performance, has been granting interviews left and right with the hoi polloi to prove she's just like you and me.
It was no different when she sat down with Australia's 'The Kyle and Jackie O Show.'
‘American Idol’ May Fire Every Judge It Has + Start Fresh Next Season
Mariah Carey might not be the only one out of a job at 'American Idol.' If one report is to be believed, the show plans on doing some serious housecleaning during which all four judges will be axed in an attempt to quell the program's bleeding ratings.
Amanda Bynes’ Boobs May Have Prompted a Police Visit + Sparked Jenny McCarthy’s Concern [PHOTOS]
No longer content with lacy bra shots, Amanda Bynes upped the ante and posted topless photos to her Twitter feed on May 1 before getting caught up in some major Twitter drama with Jenny McCarthy and a questionable publicist.
Mila Kunis Is FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World
Mila Kunis has been recognized by FHM magazine as the world's sexiest lady, beating out a slew of other lovely women for the title.
Michael Jordan + Yvette Prieto Are Now Mister and Missus [PHOTO]
Basketball superstar Michael Jordan was married to Yvette Prieto over the weekend, in a ceremony attended by family, friends and celebrities alike.
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie’s Neighbors Think They’re Killing the California Beaches
The Santa Barbara neighbors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's are reportedly furious after the celebrity power couple was spotted using gas-powered motor bikes along the pristine coastline like really attractive Captain Planet supervillains.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
Bradley Cooper’s Roommate Is His Mom, But It’s Okay Because ‘She’s a Cool Chick’
Bradley Cooper is no stranger to dealing with women like girlfriend Suki Waterhouse, but -- in a move that's sure to make the ladies swoon over him even more than they already do -- he's also a very good son who takes care of his mother.