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Charlie Sheen Fired Selma Blair by Text, Called Her the C-Word, and May Be the Worst Boss Ever
Just when you think Charlie Sheen couldn't look any worse coming out of the Selma Blair 'Anger Management' debacle, his tiger blood once again delivers as new details about the spat emerge.
Courtney Stodden Got Some New and Utterly Unnecessary Boobs [VIDEO]
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
Kate Upton’s Scene-Stealing Boobs Are Two Huddled Masses, Yearning to Be Free [PHOTOS]
Kate Upton is everywhere lately. So it's no surprise that she's been cast in 'The Other Woman,' a romantic comedy in which she and Cameron Diaz discover they are mistresses of Leslie Mann's husband.
But none of that is necessary to appreciate these pictures, because you'll forget the plot in seconds.
Justin Bieber Steals a Paparazzo’s Camera, Continues His Rapid Descent into Thugdom [AUDIO]
Justin Bieber is back to his old tricks again, flipping out on a paparazzo for doing his job and ordering his goons to steal the man's camera like a respectable artist would.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Mark Hamill Is Now Digging Through Public Ashtrays Like a Hobo Luke Skywalker
Mark Hamill, the erstwhile Luke Skywalker, has it pretty good. He's made a nice chunk of change as a voice actor in recent years, and is now gearing up to film another 'Star Wars' movie. Which is why it's strange to see him picking cigarette butts out of a public ashtray like a common transient.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.
John Mayer + Katy Perry ‘Seem to Be Back Together’ at Her Memorial Day Party
Katy Perry has been a busy lady. In between platonic wedding-watching with Robert Pattinson, she managed to throw an A-list Memorial Day party -- and one of her invited guests was off-and-on boyfriend John Mayer.
Cue the "oh no, not again" eye rolling.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview.
Or did he?
Jason Sudeikis Smuggles Drugs + Jennifer Aniston Strips in the Red Band Trailer for ‘We’re the Millers’ [NSFW VIDEO]
A new trailer has sprung up for the soon to be released comedy 'We're the Millers,' and it delivers every single thing you could possibly want in a movie.
Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.