Ben & Jerry's say "Meet your new boyfriend." I just imagine us all sitting on a couch recovering from a bad breakup as we down a pint of the new Cookie Core flavors. The thing is: if it means eating this ice cream, can I order a bad breakup for one, please? 

The new Cookie Core flavors will be released nationwide in a few weeks. Hey, not all of us had the New Year's resolution to eat healthier. These sound amazing:

  • Spectacular Speculoos Cookie Core
  • Boom Chocolatta! Cookie Core
  • Peanut Buttah Cookie Core

My couch? 10pm? It's a date.