What I Would Do if I Won the Lottery

My chances of winning the lottery now are about as likely as me dating Anna Kendrick and Katy Perry at the same time, but just like Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber would say, "So you're saying there's a chance?"

To be perfectly honest, if I won, I would do the cash value. Might as well take that and pay taxes on that and never have to worry about it ever again.

I would also keep my job. I love what I do and want to keep doing it.

I would pay off all my debts my family has so we don't have to worry about that. Plus, I would probably give $40 million each to my parents and siblings.

Then buy a car. That is kind of a need right now.

After all of that, I would donate to my high school, college and to the Humane Society.  Maybe I will buy a house with five acres and adopt a lot of dogs. That would be awesome.

Then the rest I would let sit and probably invest so I don't spend it on dumb stuff.

What would you do if you won the lottery?