Trailers: New Movies This Weekend (vid)
Unknown, I Am Number Four, and Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son are the new movies opening here in Bozeman.
And if you like trailers here are some for The Chaperone, Immigration Tango, and Vanishing on 7th Street are opening to a limited number of theaters, but you can wait for them on dvd.
Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son -
In Martin Lawrence’s third Big Momma movie, his son witnesses a murder so the two of them put on matching fat suits and go into hiding at an all girls school.
–His son is played by comedian Brandon T. Jackson, who was rapper Alpa Chino in “Tropic Thunder” and the horny half-goat dude in that “Percy Jackson” movie.
British model Alex Pettyfer is one of nine alien teens hiding on Earth after their planet is attacked. For some reason they can only be killed in sequence, and they’re being hunted down by other aliens before they can develop their powers.
“Glee’s” Dianna Agron plays the human chick he falls for, and they’ve been hooking up off camera since they met on the set. But she’s not the only hot blonde in it: Teresa Palmer from “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” plays Number Four’s ally
When Liam Neeson comes out of a four-day coma, his wife acts like she doesn’t know him and introduces him to some other dude who’s pretending to be him. The cops don’t believe him, and even he starts to think he’s crazy . . . until someone tries to kill him.
–“National Treasure” minx Diane Kruger plays a taxi driver who helps him run around Berlin trying to figure out what’s happening, and “Mad Men’s” January Jones plays his treacherous wife.
The Chaperone -
WWE rassler Triple H volunteers to chaperone a field trip so he can reconnect with his daughter, who’s played by 13-year-old “Modern Family” star Ariel Winter. Chaos ensues once his old bank robbing buddies catch up with them at the museum.
A romantic comedy starring Madonna’s baby-daddy, Carlos Leon. He and his Russian girlfriend swap partners with their American friends so they both can stay in the U.S. in their fake green card marriages. Carlos is the father of Madonna’s uni-browed daughter Lourdes.
A thriller starring Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, and John Leguizamo as the survivors of a deserted city, littered with clothes of people who simply vanished.
–It’s basically about our fear of the dark, with evil whispering shadows claiming anyone who strays from the protection of the light. And as power sources start failing, the only protection ends up being a gasoline-powered generator at an abandoned bar