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Street Fight To Determine Montana GOP Primary [VIDEO]

96.7 Kiss FM — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 22:03:54 +0000

This is absolutely hilarious. The Onion explains how we Montanans decide what presidential candidate to award our delegates. How do we do it? Well, we ‘Slug it out in a bare-chested brawl’ of course! Watch the news report inside. Is this process outdated or a little archaic? The news anchor defends us Montanans in the [...]

Lousiana Congressman John Fleming Believed an Article From 'The Onion' Was Real [PHOTO]

Kathy Landin — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 01:05:04 +0000

Amazingly, there are still people on the planet who are connected to the internet, but don’t know that The Onion is not a source for actual news. These dim bulbs and dull knives clearly don’t understand satire, and the fact that it is the basis of all Onion content.

This ignorance is still running so rampant that there is even a blog that posts the Facebook commentary of the slow ones who surf among us. And this time, they found a congressman who fell for a fake story from America’s Finest News Source.

Beyonce Loses Blue Ivy to Grisora the Witch

Jessica Sager — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:08:21 +0000

Unlike other Beyonce/Jay-Z/Blue Ivy conspiracy theories, this one is supposed to be silly. The Onion posted a video today with a possible explanation as to why Blue’s birth was under such high security: Years ago, Beyonce promised her first born in exchange for fame.