stupid criminals

A Kansas man is behind bars after leading police on a chase that was anything but high speed.

When you have a court appearance for a crime...like forging drug prescriptions...don't show up to court with a FORGED DOCTOR'S NOTE.  That's exactly what this lady tried to do and well you can "read more" and find out the full story.

A Portland, Oregon woman came home Monday night to find an intruder in her house. So she did the logical thing and called 911. Little did she know, the intruder had beaten her to the punch. Worried the returning homeowner would shoot him, Timothy James Chapek -- who had just helped himself to a shower in the bathroom -- had already dialed 911, admitting he had broken into the house, and requesti