If you didn't know better, Hugh Hefner would just be your average geriatric in a nightclub, wearing a captain's hat and falling asleep surrounded by 30 beautiful women. But he isn't. He's Hugh effing Hefner, people, and he's unsurprisingly taken so many women back to Gollum's lair his bedroom that he's lost track.
Not content with all the tail he was regularly getting in the Playboy Mansion and eager for something deep and real, Hugh Hefner finally tied the knot with generic bimbo Crystal Harris, who was likely eager for bank accounts that were also deep and real.
Here’s a look at some notable birthdays being celebrated today:
Hugh Hefner
Age: 86
Occupation: Publisher, Entrepreneur, and Subject of Male Envy
Known For: Founding Playboy Enterprises, starting Playboy magazine and its associated nightclubs, his public support of gay rights and animal rights, and pretty much always having a few siliconed young ladies as his “girlfriends”
Things got crazy at the Playboy Mansion the other night, and Playmate Anna Sophia Berglund — Hugh Hefner’s new “number one” girlfriend — got the octogenarian to engage in a bit of planking.
Who would have thought being engaged to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner would be so rough? Well, for Crystal Harris it wasn’t her dream come true, especially in the sack.
According to Hef’s ex-fiancée, Hefner, 85, only lasted ‘two seconds’ the one time they had sex.
Last February, Hugh Hefner and his posse held a fundraising event at the notorious Playboy mansion. And as you probably have already heard, over 100 of the guests reported having pneumonia and flu-like symptoms after the evening's shindig came to a close. What caused this? The LA Health officials finally have the answer.