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So, has the shock of Kim Kardashian divorcing Kris Humphries after 72 days of wedded bliss worn off yet? Good thing the news broke on Halloween because we were so depressed, we needed to drown our sorrows in bucketfuls of fun size Milky Ways. Like many a divorcee, though, we will soldier on. Let’s start the healing process with 14 jokes about Kim and Kris’ marriage.

Done. Finito. Divorced. That’s the official, legal status of petite singer-actress Christina Milian and uber-hot producer-singer The-Dream. It’s been a long, hard road for the former couple to get to this point, as they reportedly worked out the details of the divorce agreement last November. There is a child involved, which could have mucked up and/or slowed down the process. But at least now bot