Send Gummy Appendages to Your Enemies (to Be Funny)

There are oh-so-many words I can't say but I just had to share this new business to get to your enemies. Kill 'em with kindness...and a little grossness. In gummy form. 

Send your enemies glitter was a business that fizzled because the people who started it said they got tired of sending people glitter to be mean. Ummm...what?

Now, this company "D*cks By Mail" (nope, I'm not about to write all that out) wants you to order a bag of gummy male appendages and send them to people you don't like but still want to make laugh.

It's $15. Would you spend that on an "enemy"?