Rihanna Wants You to Stop Catching Pokemon at Her Show, Please
Is there a Vaporeon idly wandering by in Aisle E? A Jynx on your neighbor's "Most Likely To Not Give A F--k" tour hat? Did you find Pikachu in a hopeless place? It can wait until Rihanna's done singing, thank you very much.
It's no secret that the massively popular Pokémon Go has resulted in a great wave of frantic finding, fighting and Pokéball flinging — from both normies and celebrities alike — all hunting for wild Pokémon on these streets. And these Holocaust museums and 9/11 memorials. And, apparently, across the border. But there's one Pokéstop you better not try and set a lure module at: Rihanna's ANTI Tour.
During one of her most recent tour stops, Rih took the time to advise (and/or shade) her Navy with some important cell phone concert etiquette, which was beautifully captured above.
"I don't want to see you texting your boyfriends and your girlfriends, she declares to the crowd. "I don't want to see you catching any Pokemons up in this bitch!" (The way in which she says "Pokemons in this bitch" is worth several replays alone.)
And there you have it: RiRi putting her fans on Blastoise. Enjoy the show!
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