Single for Valentine's Day? Still feeling the sting of your last breakup? How about this: Name a cockroach after your ex. You feel that way about them anyway, right? Let's get started:

The San Francisco Zoo started a program where you can adopt a hissing cockroach or a scorpion (or both) and name them after your former lover.

Shall we move forward with the purchase? This is so creative, by the way. You can spend anything from $25 all the way up to $1,000 to make this happen. You won't get the actual bug but you will receive a certificate of adoption and a stuffed animal scorpion or a heart-shaped box full of plastic roaches.