It’s a classic game of Cowboys vs. Indians… except for the fact that both guys involved are half naked.

Robert John Burck, the man known as NYC’s “Naked Cowboy,” has acquired some new competition in the form of a “Naked Indian” named Adam David.

Though Burck claims there’s no animosity between the two, who are both vying for the attention of sexually charged tourists wondering through Times Square, he’s threatened to file a lawsuit against David unless he joins his Naked Cowboy Enterprises.

“I’ve been here…365 days, everyday for 13 years and change. He’s only been here 16 days and missed two already,” said Burck.

Let’s settle this once and for all, shall we? Which half-naked hunk do you enjoy gawking at the most? Check out both The Naked Cowboy and The Naked Indian, and cast your vote in our poll below.

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