Inside Charlie Sheen’s World: Star Says Life With ‘Goddesses’ Is ‘Perfect’
Is Charlie Sheen crazy? He passes a drug test but still talks like he is crazy. What do you think about this?
Despite being suspended from his job and engaging in a public war of words with CBS and the producers of “Two and a Half Men,” Charlie Sheen said he loves his life, surrounded by his twin boys and two 24-year-old girlfriends.
“It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books,” the 45-year-old actor said. “We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.”
Sheen, who has long had a penchant for prostitutes and porn stars, lives with two women whom he calls his “goddesses”: Natalie Kenly, a graphic designer and Rachel Oberlin, a porn star.
“You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart,” Sheen said.
“It seems crazy to everybody else, but for us it works,” Kenly said about their abnormal arrangement.
“Natty and Charlie have their own special connection, I have my own connection with Charlie and then Natty and I also have our own relationship,” said Oberlin, who is also known as adult film star Bree Olson.
The embattled actor opened up his Beverly Hills home, which he now shares with his two girlfriends and his twin sons with soon-to-be ex-wife Brooke Mueller, to ABC News this weekend.
On Thursday, CBS announced that it had canceled the rest of the season of the hit comedy because of Sheen’s “statements, conduct and condition,” after the actor’s scathing rant against Chuck Lorre on the radio program “Alex Jones Show.”
Sheen Jokes About Polygamy
Kenly, who started dating Sheen around October, said she “fell in love with his brain” and can’t see her life without him; Oberlin said she would love to marry the star. Sheen said it was “too soon to tell,” but that today he has no plans to marry again.
“I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer — I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero,” he said.
Flanked by two blondes, Sheen called Hugh Hefner “an amateur” and joked about starting a polygamous marriage with the “wedge,” his nickname for himself, Oberlin and Kenly.
“Maybe the three of us will get married. I don’t know,” he said sarcastically. “I’m gonna say this. It’s a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It’s like an organic union of the hearts.”
Sheen’s current arrangement with the “goddesses” is far from traditional. Oberlin said they don’t always sleep in the same bed together, but “land wherever we land.” Sheen said the unorthodox setup is even better than a marriage.
“We have a few rules here. Nobody panics. There’s no judgment. You park your judgment at the door. Nobody dies. And — enjoy every moment. What did I miss? Drink chocolate milk,” Sheen said. “We just have fun. There’s a ton of laughter in this house. A ton of love in this house. There’s a ton of nobility in this house.”
“It’s not a wild scene with jealous girls and ex-wives and all this kind of stuff. It all very … we love Charlie,” Kenly said.
In a wide-ranging interview with ABC News, Sheen responded to all his recent headline-making actions, including his public feud with CBS, his feelings about Chuck Lorre and his future.
Sheen said he’s now clean and the star passed a series of drug tests, conducted by RadarOnline.com, proving there was no marijuana, cocaine, opiates, amphetamines or alcohol in his blood or urine.
Sheen did not hold back on any front. He was forthcoming on his affinity for porn stars, saying “it’s exciting” and “you already know what you’re getting before you meet them.”
“They’re the best at what they do and I’m the best at what I do,” he said. “And together it’s like, it’s on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it.”