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Security Guard Accidentally Shoots off His Own Wiener

There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.

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Reluctant Thief Suffers Remorse During Robbery, Leaves Only With Pizza For Hungry Family

HELENA, Mont. (AP) - A man who apparently summoned the courage to rob a Montana pizza restaurant changed his mind as the clerk started to hand him money, broke down crying and ended up leaving with a pizza to feed his hungry family.

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Falcons Fan Stabbed By 49ers Fan After NFC Championship Game

As if losing in the NFC Championship game weren't bad enough, an unlucky Atlanta Falcons fan was stabbed by a San Francisco 49ers fan outside the Georgia Dome after the 49ers 28-24 victory on Sunday night. 

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Verizon Employee Outsources Work So He Can Surf the Internet All Day

Developer Outsourced Work to China So He Could Surf the Web All Day

When it comes to dodging work, we tip our hats to an unidentified developer who outsourced his programming duties to a Chinese company while he surfed the internet all day. Brilliant! But imagine if he devoted as much energy to his actual job. Someday, he might've gone somewhere.

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The Best Manti Te’o Jokes on Twitter

Have you been on Twitter lately? It's really just a repository for Manti Te'o jokes. Ever since it was revealed yesterday that Te'o's story about his perfect girlfriend dying of cancer was a big fat sham (for the full story, this is a good source), the only purpose anybody has to go on Twitter right now is to make jokes about it. Here are some of our favorites, although there are so many it's really hard to choose.

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Tom Cruise’s Scientology Matchmakers Tricked Celebrities Into Auditioning for a Role as His Wife

In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role later played by Katie Holmes).

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‘No Pants Subway Ride’ Strikes Again In the Big Apple

Sunday, January 13th, marked the 12th annual "No Pants Subway Ride," aka the day when people drop trou on the subway because...because no pants, that's why. Improv Everywhere, the pranksters behind this long-running event, organized a gathering of 4,000 participants in Brooklyn that quickly spread into Manhattan transit. In addition to major metropolitan areas like Boston and San Francisco, similar pants-less events took place all around the world in places like Mexico City and China.

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10 Foot Python On Airplane Wing [Video]

Australia. It's full of mysterious animals. Mysterious to us Americans at least. One of these animals is a Python who found a home on the engine of an airplane. Passengers saw the big guy as the plane was taking off and alerted the crew, but by that time it was too late and the python had to ride out the trip

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Psy Selling Nuts in Super Bowl 2013 Commercial

2013 looks to be a good year for Super Bowl commercials, assuming you like topless women, Doritos or 'Gangnam Style.' And if you don't like any of those things, are you sure you're actually human and not a goldfish that learned how to use a computer? Brace yourself, you snobby goldfish, because Psy is doing a pistachio commercial. It is going to be awesome.

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If Arnold Can Be Governor, Tom Cruise Can Be President. So Said Tom Cruise. Allegedly.

In his new book 'Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief,' author Lawrence Wright discusses one of the most well-known Scientologists in Hollywood -- poster boy Tom Cruise.

If the content is to be believed, Cruise has a desire to be the first Scientologist President of the US. But of course that's being denied by everyone in Tom's camp, who are probably busily drafting lawsuits as we speak.

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Dad Hires Virtual Hitmen to ‘Kill’ Video Game Addicted Son

Feng's son Xiao had been a good student with a promising future. But according to Feng, who lives with his son in China, Xiao got really into video games in high school and his obsession was such that he hadn't found a job or moved out of the house by 23.

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Facebook Helps You Find Out Who Made You Sick With New App

No longer will you have to point fingers in vain while in bed sick from the flu. If you get sick this year, Facebook will help you find the person who gave you their sickness.  "Help, I Have the Flu" is a new app from Facebook that analyzes your friends' profiles for signs that they are sick.

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