John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Facebook Turns 10 and Gives You a Look Back at Your Memories
Facebook has turned 10 years old! To celebrate, they're giving you a retrospective look back at your history on Facebook, from your first moments to your most popular posts.
What Happened During the Super Bowl MVP’s Speech Surprised Us
Malcolm Smith of the Seattle Seahawks was named the Most Valuable Player of the Super Bowl. He was set to give a post-game speech, but then this happened.
GoPro Footage of the Stratos Jump is the Best Thing You’ll Watch All Day
Remember the historical Stratos Jump last October, during which Felix Baumgartner jumped from more than 24 miles above the Earth's surface? Well, now there's GoPro footage of Baumgartner's famous descent.
Meet the Real-Life ‘Simpsons’ Kids Circa 1969
Have you ever wondered about the origins of 'The Simpsons' and what inspired the creation of America's favorite dysfunctional family? Now you can find out in this old video from 1969.
Watch This Attack on Taylor Swift During Her Grammy Performance
It seems as if Taylor Swift suffered an attack during her performance at the 56th Grammy Awards. It was so quick that not many saw it. Well, here's the video.
Vin Diesel Dances to Beyonce and Announces ‘Riddick’ Sequel
So, while the world might know Vin Diesel as a huge action hero and all-around tough guy, they might not know that he's a pretty damn good dancer.
You’ll Never Guess This Gold’s Gym Trainer’s True Identity
Meet Howard. He's just your average Gold's Gym physical fitness instructor who made his way up to the lofty position of regional manager -- or is he?
Conan O’Brien Attaches GoPros to Mundane Objects
In a segment he calls a "complete waste of a GoPro," Conan O'Brien attaches several GoPros to weirdly mundane objects to see how they look.
How ‘The Desolation of Smaug’ Should Have Ended
Here's a new video from the folks at How It Should Have Ended, featuring a hilarious alternate ending for 'The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.'
Watch Barack Obama Singing ‘Do What U Want’ by Lady Gaga
Barack Obama, the POTUS with the mostest, has received the auto-tune treatment once more and can now be seen singing Lady Gaga's 'Do What U Want.'
Who’s That Hot Girl in the Office Depot ‘Where Did You Get That?’ Commercial?
So you might have seen the Office Depot 'Where Did You Get That?' commercial with girl with all of the cool gadgets. Pretty cute, right? But who is she?
Watch 10 Shocking Facts About McDonald’s
Every now and then, someone spouts a bunch of facts about a corporation or some other commercial entity that blows our minds. This video offers 10 shocking facts about McDonald's. We'd say take it with a grain of salt, but they already pre-salt their fries.