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Michael Bay + Megan Fox Teaming Up Once Again, This Time to Destroy ‘Ninja Turtles’
Bored with futile attempts at being a serious actress, Megan Fox is teaming up once again with Michael Bay -- the same guy who fired her from the 'Transformers' franchise for comparing him to Hitler -- to eff with another of your youth's favorite memories.
Fox is joining the cast of 'Ninja Turtles,' because apparently Bay hadn't screwed up that concept enough yet.
The Oscars Gift Bags Are Chock Full of Condoms + Weird Crap Rich People Probably Don’t Need
Because getting to wear free gowns and jewelry and earn zillions of dollars isn't quite enough for Hollywood's elite, many go to the Oscars just for the swag.
And for the 2013 Oscars, that swag includes a copy of Leeza Gibbons' book. Bet you're totes jelly!
Mila Kunis + Ashton Kutcher Are Moving in Together
Clearly not realizing she can do a lot better, Mila Kunis somehow agreed to move in with Ashton Kutcher.
Britney Spears May Already Have a Nice, Normal New Boyfriend
Everyone worried that Britney Spears would have a meltdown when her fiance Jason Trawick broke up with her, but come on. It's Britney, bitch -- and she's already moved on.
The Deli Whose Employee Stopped + Frisked Forest Whitaker Promises They’re Not Racist
Remember when Forest Whitaker was accused of shoplifting from a New York City deli? (Dude, what exactly did they think the guy was pilfering?) And then stopped and frisked for it?
While it'd be really easy to assume it was at least somewhat racially motivated, the deli insists the employee at fault isn't a bigot -- just, you know, misguided.
Khloe Kardashian Gets Fired From ‘X Factor’ + Creeped Out By Scott Disick [VIDEO]
Khloe Kardashian's having a rough time. Now, instead of allegations of weird paternity situations, she's dealing with sexual harassment at the hands of Scott Disick -- as in, her sister Kourtney's baby daddy and Patrick Bateman wannabe -- and being fired from 'X Factor.'
Katy Perry + John Mayer Might Want You to Think He Put a Ring On It for Valentine’s Day
Katy Perry and John Mayer had a romantic Valentine's Day date, and possibly in an effort to make us all care, Perry was rocking a ring. On that finger.
Rihanna Takes the 2013 Grammys Stage With ‘Stay’
"Here she is as you've never seen her before," LL Cool J said to introduce the most famous Bajan beauty on the planet at the 2013 Grammys. "Rihanna."
Wait -- did this mean she'd be fully clothed?
Well, yes. But there was more to it than that.
Harry Styles Celebrates His Birthday With a Dance From a Stripper [PHOTO]
One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles celebrated his 19th year gracing this earth with his dimples on Feb. 1, and instead of pining over ex Taylor Swift, he got a happy birthday wish from a stripper who apparently thought she was Michelangelo from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.'
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez May Be Back Together. Again.
Proving once more that true love never dies -- especially when it keeps one of you relevant and is better for the other's image than boning reality stars -- Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may be back together for the 49,723rd time.
Will Fall Out Boy Reunite on Late Night TV?
Remember a week or so ago when it was rumored that Fall Out Boy would be reuniting? The band denied it at the time ... but now there's evidence that may say they were just trying to throw everyone off of their scent.
Nicole Scherzinger Gets Both Retro + Futuristic in ‘Boomerang’ Video
Nicole Scherzinger channels her inner 80s child and futuristic side in her 'Boomerang' video.