Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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The South Florida Gay News Writes a Scathing Editorial About Adam Lambert
Next month, singer Adam Lambert is set to receive an award from GLAAD for promoting equality. However, not everyone in the gay community is all that excited about it -- particularly the South Florida Gay News, which published a scathing editorial today about how an award is the last thing Lambert deserves.
Russell Brand Talks to Conan O’Brien About Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence + More [VIDEOS]
Russell Brand is a comedic genius, albeit one who's utterly insane.
Proof? Last night, April 16, he went on 'Conan' and talked about, among other things, a foursome with the Kardashians, how he'd sleep with Jennifer Lawrence (who wouldn't?), using hypnotism to stop his sexual desires, and convincing Tom Cruise to convert him to Scientology.
Adele-Loving Grammy Crasher Vitalii Sediuk Is Facing Six Months in Jail
Vitalii Sediuk, the Ukrainian prankster who crashed the Grammys and later ran onstage to interrupt Adele's acceptance speech (only to be dispatched by Jennifer Lopez and her mighty Thumb of Doom), is facing six months in jail and up to $2,000 in fines.
There was really no need to rush the stage with proclamations of love, dude. Adele already knows everyone loves her.
A Crazed Fan Threw a Bunch of Her Own Pubic Hair at Hugh Jackman, As You Do
Lots of folks have celebrity crushes, but most people have the wherewithal not to approach the objects of their affection and throw pubic hair at them. Unfortunately, one of Hugh Jackman's fans didn't get the memo.
Jimmy Kimmel Takes David Hasselhoff Hostage in Exchange for Justin Bieber’s Monkey [VIDEO]
Earlier in the week, Jimmy Kimmel gave the German government an ultimatum: Return Justin Bieber's quarantined monkey, or German fascination David Hasselhoff would meet his maker.
But regardless of his (and Kid Rock's) threats to "off the Hoff," Kimmel still hadn't heard anything from Deutschland as the deadline approached.
Seth Rogen Donates to Charity and Then Turns Into ‘The Worst Person in the World’ [VIDEO]
Part promotion for Hilarity for Charity (which funds Alzheimer's research) and part twisted look into the world of what could be, Funny or Die's newest offering postulates what would happen if Seth Rogen donated to charity -- which then earned him the right to be the "worst person in the world" for the rest of the year.
Adam Sandler Tells Conan O’Brien He Dreamed a Dream … of Seeing Shaq’s Penis [VIDEO]
Once upon a time, comedian Adam Sandler had a dream -- a dream that he'd get to see Shaquille O'Neal's penis. Most people want to be an astronaut, but you know.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Mulholland Estate mansion is the third property owned by this actor and tabloid staple, who can currently be found on TV and in movies. Or just asking his Twitter followers to perform heinous deeds against elementary schools. (True story.)
James Franco + Seth Rogen Prank the Internet With a ‘Pineapple Express 2′ Trailer [VIDEO]
Part April Fool's joke, part viral promotion for their upcoming apocalypse film 'This is the End,' James Franco and Seth Rogen made a sequel trailer to their cultish comedy, 'Pineapple Express.'
Which might have angered and confused anyone who smoked a bowl in celebration before watching the trailer in its entirety.
Prince Could Testify in Michael Jackson’s Wrongful Death Suit
Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.
The Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.
Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health Scare, Says He Has Epilepsy
Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.