Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Bryan Cranston Secretly Cosplayed at San Diego Comic-Con … as Walter White [PHOTOS]
Actor Bryan Cranston, known for playing Walter White on the hit AMC show 'Breaking Bad,' decided to dress up for this weekend's San Diego Comic-Con and walk the floor in a terrifying Walter White mask. Unbeknownst to everyone.
What we're saying to attendees is that creepy Walter White you posed with? Was actually Walter White.
Lady Gaga Goes Nude for V Magazine to Prep for ARTPOP [VIDEO, NSFW PHOTO]
Lady Gaga is no stranger to being unclothed, but this shot of the pop star au natural in minimal makeup and tousled hair isn't usually how we see her in the buff.
For example, why isn't she simultaneously swimming in a bathtub full of cereal? Why is nothing on fire?
Billy Ray + Tish Cyrus Decided They’re Not Getting Divorced After All
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus (the people you can blame for bestowing Miley Cyrus upon the world) have called off their divorce, crediting couples counseling for their reconciliation.
Justin Bieber’s Mom Sees All – Photo of the Week
Justin Bieber went and got himself yet another tattoo, but this one might be the weirdest yet. Because it's a giant replica of his mother's eye on the inside of his arm. Who is now forced to watch everything he does.
Whatever, the ladies will probably still love it anyway.
Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum + Hugh Jackman Are Hollywood’s Best Paid Actors
Things are going well for the super-heroic hunks of Hollywood, with 'Iron Man' portrayer Robert Downey Jr., White House savior Channing Tatum and Wolverine himself -- Hugh Jackman -- landing the top three spots on the list of Tinseltown's highest paid actors.
Mary-Louise Parker May Quit Acting Because the Internet Is a Cruel, Cruel Mistress
Former 'Weeds' star Mary-Louise Parker says she's pretty close to quitting acting, mainly because the internet is full of meanies.
Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch Shows Why She’s a Singer and Not a Ball Player [VIDEO, PHOTO]
Cary Rae Jepsen threw the first pitch of the night at the Tampa Bay Rays' home game on Sunday (July 14), and it was simultaneously embarrassing and awful. As in, "accidentally throwing your bowling ball backwards" awful.
On the upside? She had an admirable sense of humor about the whole thing.
So Amanda Bynes and Her Turquoise Wig Went to Court Today [PHOTOS]
Amanda Bynes appeared in a New York court this morning (July 9) to face charges of reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence after she threw a bong -- which she claims was merely a a vase -- out the window of her high-rise apartment building in May. And what better way to prove how sane she is than to show up in a greenish-blue wig.
"But your honor," we hope she said, "I cou
Avril Lavigne + Chad Kroeger Are Married
Avril Lavigne is now officially Mrs. Nickelback, as she and the band's frontman Chad Kroeger tied the knot yesterday (July 1) in the South of France. It's apparently where all the pop-punk kids swap vows these days.
Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies of Ovarian Cancer
Actor Pierce Brosnan's daughter Charlotte has died after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer. She was just 41 years old.
Adele’s New Tattoo Looks Oddly Familiar [PHOTO]
Adele has some brand-new ink to add to her collection -- and we're pretty sure we've seen it before.