Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Miley Cyrus Is Rushing to the Aid of Justin Bieber Which Pretty Much Makes Him Look Worse
Justin Bieber has found himself jumping from the proverbial frying pan into the fire lately, dealing with allegations of spitting in people's faces and being responsible for nightclub brawls. Not to mention things we can verify like peeing in mop buckets.
Enter bad girl Miley Cyrus to defend his honor, who has come under fire herself for not wearing pants and twerking like it's going out of style.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
The handsome actor who owns this on-the-market home in the Hamptons is a triple threat: He can sing, he can dance, and he can portray a gigolo with the best of them. (As can anyone who is not Rob Schneider.)
‘Big Brother’ Contestant Amanda Zuckerman Adds Fuel to the Fire With Racist Comments [NSFW VIDEO]
'Big Brother' is on its 15th season, but unfortunately for the show it will probably go down in history as the most insensitive season ever, with contestants Aaryn Gries and GinaMarie Zimmerman being at the forefront of the racism controversy. Zimmerman even lost her job back at home because of it.
Beyonce, Jay Z + Blue Ivy All Have Matching Timberland Boots, And It’s Adorable [PHOTO]
As they say, the family that wears matching footwear together stays together, which means that the Carter family is in it for the long haul. Even if no one actually says that and we just made it up.
Actress Eileen Brennan Dead at 80
Celebrated star of stage and screen Eileen Brennan, who'd battled bladder cancer, died of complications from the disease on Sunday (July 28). She was 80 years old.
Ryan Gosling Is Everyone’s Fantasy Porn Star
Chiseled Adonis Ryan Gosling has been absent from our screens, but if a group of people surveyed by Vivid Entertainment had their way, he'd have his own sex tape. And they'd play it on a loop.
The Royal Baby’s Name Means Absolutely Nothing + That Town Crier Was a Fraud
Kate Middleton and Prince William brought a brand new future king into the world, but don't go thinking that the name they chose -- George Alexander Louis -- is symbolic or anything. Or that they still use a town crier to announce things in England.
Of Course Kanye West Won’t Be Prosecuted for Attacking That Photographer
Turns out Kanye West, who recently attacked yet another paparazzo (one who wanted to sue him this time), won't be prosecuted for his actions. And none of it has to do with the fact that no one knows what his actions ever are.
The Royal Baby Finally Has a Name
Attention, peasants of earth: Prince William and Kate Middleton's baby hath now been blessed with a name of tradition and bore: George Alexander Louis.
So we definitely lost in the betting pool with our Prince George Michael guess. On the plus side, we no longer have to call him the Royal Baby.
Amanda Bynes Could Be Schizophrenic + Her Parents Are Seeking Conservatorship
Amanda Bynes was placed under an involuntary 5150 psychiatric hold after setting fire to a stranger's driveway in Los Angeles on Monday night (July 22) -- and now that doctors have had time to take a look at her, they've decided she may need serious help.
Ya think?
Bruce Willis Gave a Super Awkward Interview That Made Everyone Cringe [VIDEO]
Bruce Willis recently went on a London radio station to talk about his new action-movie 'RED 2,' but things didn't turn out quite so well. In fact, his interviewer later called it "the most awkward interview ever" because the 58-year-old actor couldn't seem to remember that he was there for, well, an interview.
That Creepy Guy Won the ‘Meet Taylor Swift’ Contest – So the Radio Station Canceled It
A radio station in Boston recently held a contest wherein the winner would get to meet Taylor Swift, but when a 39-year-old man won after a friend enlisted the help of the internet, the station pulled the plug. Maybe because the dude had expressed great interest in smelling T-Swizzle's hair.