Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Friends Say Kim Kardashian’s Not Pregnant – Just Germy and Fat
Don't you hate when everyone thinks you're pregnant but then it just turns out you have the flu? No? Well, you're clearly not Kim Kardashian.
Because why should Kate Middleton's tummy troubles get all the attention?
Katt Williams Owes More in Taxes Than You’ll Probably Ever Make
In addition to owing his fans apologies for beating and slapping them, the IRS says Katt Williams owes the government $4 million in unpaid taxes.
Which begs the question: Jesus, how much does this dude make?
StarDust: You Only Live Once So Drake Wants All Your Money + More
- Drake wrongly claims he invented the acronym YOLO, demands a royalty check for usage.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Talk about an awkward first date smooch. This actor/singer once announced, "I kiss people with my soul. I don't kiss them with my mouth."
Britney Spears + Chris Federline Story Was a Hoax From a Twisted Serial Lawsuit Filer
It's good to have a hobby, but we're not so sure if Jonathan Lee Riches' penchant for filing ridiculous fake lawsuits against celebrities and public figures is a productive one.
But amusing? Sometimes, since the latest one punked Radar Online and everyone -- including us -- who repeated it. (Mea culpa.)
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This Beverly Hills home is available for lease since the actor who owns it is running low on cash, what with spending so much money using his lawyers to talk to his ex-wife instead of manning up and making those calls himself.
It's not like he'll be sleeping in the car, though -- he has plenty of other luxury pads. Hanging out in a bar where everyone knows your name apparently pays obscenely well.
Jennifer Lopez Can’t Prove She Was Blackmailed, Won’t Get $20 Million She Doesn’t Need
Looks like Jennifer Lopez won't be awarded $20 million she likely couldn't collect anyway after she sued her former chauffeur for blackmailing her -- because her suit was dismissed by a judge on Dec. 21.
Tom Cruise Is Still Chasing Young Girls
After divorcing Katie Holmes earlier this year, seems Tom Cruise and the forces of Xenu are already interviewing replacements.
First up: a 26-year-old restaurant manager. With whom he's already desperately in love, of course.
Jack Klugman + Charles Durning Pass Away On Christmas Eve
Our Christmas cheer took a blow when we learned beloved actors Jack Klugman and Charles Durning both died on Monday, Dec. 24.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye: Her Royal Highness Rihanna Is Single Again [PHOTO]
Rihanna loves Instagram. It lets her share the minutiae of her days and all matters of topless photos, and it even gives her an outlet to announce once and for all whether she's actually dating ex-boyfriend and current douchebag Chris Brown. Which is exactly what she did by posting this "eff you" card.
Either that or she's trolling us hard. Nothing would surprise us at this point.
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Taylor Swift Recreates ‘Dirty Dancing’ Lift With Harry Styles [PHOTO]
Every morning when Taylor Swift wakes up, she opens the windows of her cottage, gives a little whistle, and all the woodland creatures fly in and help her get dressed. After she's let down her hair for new beau Harry Styles, they sing each other ballads before recreating scenes from 'Dirty Dancing.'
We're sorry, Patrick Swayze. We are so so sorry.
Celebrities Who Turned 50 in 2012
If 30 is the new 20, it stands to reason that 50 is the new 40 - because math.
Plenty of celebs this year hit the big 5-0, which means they're only 15 years shy of that coveted senior citizen discount and the right to yell at kids to get off their lawns.