Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Lena Dunham + Howard Stern Have an On-Air Love Fest After His Apology [AUDIO]
Last week, Howard Stern said some pretty nasty things about Golden Globe-winning actress and writer Lena Dunham, but just a few days later, he issued an apology.
And not long after that, he got to issue another mea culpa -- to Dunham herself.
Tom Cruise’s Scientology Matchmakers Tricked Celebrities Into Auditioning for a Role as His Wife
In the worst 'Punkd'-related prank in history, Scientology matchmakers for Tom Cruise allegedly held auditions for a fake part in a 'Mission Impossible' movie in order to find his third wife (a role later played by Katie Holmes).
Don’t Accept Cookies from Strangers – Unless That Stranger Is Ryan Gosling [VIDEO]
We honestly thought we couldn't love Ryan Gosling any more than we already do -- until he went on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' and told a story about how he bought an entire Girl Scout troop's cookie supply and drove around handing out boxes to random strangers like a deranged cookie fairy.
Kate Middleton’s Official Portrait Revealed to Both Praise and Snarky Criticism [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Now that she has a baby in her, Kate Middleton has earned an official royal portrait. But upon its unveiling, the reviews were mixed.
Seth MacFarlane Channels Daniel Day Lewis in First Oscar Promo [VIDEO]
The first promotion for the 85th Academy Awards features upcoming host Seth MacFarlane, who kicked off his official hosting duties on Jan. 10 by announcing the Oscar nominees alongside actress Emma Stone.
If Arnold Can Be Governor, Tom Cruise Can Be President. So Said Tom Cruise. Allegedly.
In his new book 'Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief,' author Lawrence Wright discusses one of the most well-known Scientologists in Hollywood -- poster boy Tom Cruise.
If the content is to be believed, Cruise has a desire to be the first Scientologist President of the US. But of course that's being denied by everyone in Tom's camp, who are probably busily drafting lawsui
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets About Themselves On ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ [VIDEO]
"Celebrities Read Mean Tweets" is one of our favorite skits on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' and in honor of the six-year anniversary of Twitter coming up (time sure flies when you're talking about what you ate for lunch), the late night show released the third installment of the very funny gag.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Building a Giant Mansion to House Their Baby. Also, Their Egos.
Upcoming parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want their baby to be born in style, having just purchased an $11 million mansion in a gated community in Bel Air, Calif. Which they're tearing down and rebuilding because CIVILIAN GERMS EW.
Charlie Sheen Spent His Holiday Vacation Making Out With Porn Stars
Charlie Sheen did as the celebrities do and spent his holiday time in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with his new porn star girlfriend Georgia Jones (that's her above in a rare clothed shot), and they made sure everyone knew they were an item. Or at least that they swap spit on a regular basis.
Kathy Griffin Isn’t Sorry She Kissed Anderson Cooper’s Holiday Package [VIDEO]
During an appearance on David Letterman's 'Late Show,' comedienne and CNN New Year's Eve host Kathy Griffin was unapologetic about kissing co-host Anderson Cooper's "Christmas presents" live on the air.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mom-Dance May Very Well Be the Whitest Thing in the History of Ever [VIDEO]
Gwyneth Paltrow rang in the New Year onstage with her husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin, their children and, of course, Jay-Z -- because Gwynnie's life is never quite perfect enough.
But since she showed off her awesome white girl mom-dance, we're all a little better for the experience.
Kanye West Supposedly ‘Surprised’ Kim Kardashian by Announcing She’s Knocked Up [VIDEO]
Kanye West announced the pregnancy of girlfriend Kim Kardashian by stopping the painful auto-tune during his Dec. 30 show and referring to her as his “baby mama."
This also allegedly shocked Kim, who had to pretend she didn't know West was going to tell everyone about the little marketing opportunity growing in her uterus.