Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jay-Z, Ellen DeGeneres, Justin Timberlake + More in Our 2013 Grammys Photo Roundup of Awesome
Photographers were on hand to capture the antics of the 2013 Grammy attendees because booze plus celebrities equals fun. Or in this case, photos plus the appearance of Ellen DeGeneres equals fun.
Cosmo Wants Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman or Bradley Cooper for a Nude Centerfold
Cosmopolitan magazine wants to recreate one of its most iconic images -- a nude Burt Reynolds lying on a bear-skin rug -- with a modern actor for its younger readers' viewing pleasure.
NSFW photo below if your boss is against circa-1970s hairy naked dudes lolling about with strategically-covered genitals.
Beyonce and Jay-Z Celebrate Her Halftime Show Victory With an Adorkable Hug [PHOTO]
After a foot-stomping, booty-shaking performance during the Super Bowl 2013 halftime show, an excited Beyonce celebrated her flawless performance with an adorable rib-crushing hug from her husband Jay-Z backstage at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans.
Charlie Sheen: Lance Armstrong Is ‘Kind of a Douche’ [VIDEO]
Charlie Sheen appeared on the 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno' Wednesday night (Jan. 30) to promote his show 'Anger Management' -- and to rant about the one time he met performance enhancing drug-using cyclist Lance Armstrong.
StarDust: Who Is That Girl and What Has She Done With Dakota Fanning + More
- Glamour's bad photoshopping made Dakota Fanning's face unrecognizable.
More Evidence Proves Ashton Kutcher + Steve Jobs Were Separated at Birth [PHOTO]
Let's play a game. Based on the image at left, which side is Apple founder Steve Jobs and which side is Ashton Kutcher, the actor playing him in the upcoming biopic 'jOBS'?
Whitney Houston’s Brother Says He’s the One Who Got Her Hooked on Cocaine [VIDEO]
Whitney Houston's mother Cissy Houston is making the rounds to promote her lip-twitching memoir about her daughter -- this time on 'Oprah's Next Chapter,' where she brought along her son Michael Houston to divest himself of a secret.
In the episode, Michael admits to Oprah Winfrey that he (and not Bobby Brown) was the first person to introduce his baby sister to drugs.
Chris Brown Accused of Assaulting Frank Ocean Over a Parking Space. That Sounds About Right.
Chris Brown's quest to convince us he's the music world's biggest jerk continues, this time by being investigated for assault against singer Frank Ocean. Over a parking space.
Come now, children. If you're going to play together, you'll have to learn how to share.
Justin Bieber Being Investigated For Assault With a Deadly Nerf Gun
Teen pop sensation Justin Bieber is currently under investigation for gun control charges after brandishing his finest Nerf gun at a venue in Ottowa, Canada.
Hey, it's Canada. They take their styrofoam bullets very, very seriously.
Prince Reinvents Himself Yet Again With His New Song ‘Screwdriver’ [VIDEO]
Forget everything you know about Prince for a moment. Forget that he once changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol, forget that we all had to refer to him as “The Artist Formerly Known As” or “The Artist” during that time, and forget that he's basically Jimi Hendrix reincarnated.
Basically, forget all of 'Purple Rain' and how doves sound when they cry -- because Prince has reinvented himself
Prince Harry Addresses Displaying the Royal Jewels in Las Vegas
Things not to do when you're third in succession to the British royal throne: get drunk and naked in Vegas while near any sort of photographic equipment. Unfortunately for Prince Harry, he learned this the hard way last summer -- and is just now responding to the mini-scandal that ensued.
Beyoncegate – So Did She Lip-Sync the National Anthem or Not? [VIDEO]
Yesterday (Jan. 21) the world was wowed by Beyonce's performance of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' during President Obama's second-term inauguration -- ear-piece-throwing, Broadway arm gestures and all. So get ready to have that happy memory destroyed.
It's now being reported that the performance was pre-recorded and Beyonce, President of the World, was lip-syncing. But even then the story isn't entir